What country does a pussy seem like? it seems like England, because it’s always wet; it seems like Koreea because it’s divided in 2; it seems like Lebanon because it has regular blood flows, and like Romania, because it makes you want to stick your dick in it!!!
Tag: Funny Jokes
The Difference Between White Fairytales and Black Fairytales
What’s the difference between white fairytales and black fairytales? Answer: White fairy tales start, “Once upon a time…”. Black fairytales start, “Yo, you motherfuckers ain’t gonna believe this shita€¦”
Leopard vs. Poodle
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction.
What is Effective Communication?
Jack and Max are walking for a religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?” So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Priest, may I smoke while I pray?” But the Priest says, “No, my son, you may not.… Continue reading What is Effective Communication?
Two old ladies
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Lady 1: What’s that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. Lady 1: Where did… Continue reading Two old ladies