Jack and Max are walking for a religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?” So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Priest, may I smoke while I pray?” But the Priest says, “No, my son, you may not.… Continue reading What is Effective Communication?
Month: February 2007
Pensia
Doua babe discutau: – Ieri s-a dat pensia.. – Ei, s-a dat pula. – Si eu, proasta, am luat pensia.
Un pitic in autobuz
Un pitic in autobuz, zice unei domnisoare: – Te dai jos ? – Da! – Cu ce, ca miroase foarte frumos ?!
La morga
Omul de pe targa catre infirmieri : – Unde ma duceti ? – La morga. – Dar inca n-am murit. – Pai, inca n-am ajuns…
Resurse umane
La serviciul “Resurse umane” se prezinta un barbat. – Va rog sa ma angajati, zice el, am 9 copii ! – Bine, bine, i se raspunde, dar ce altceva mai stii sa faci ?
Disperati dupa internet
Doi disperati dupa internet: – uite bah ce ninge afara….!!! – da’ link sa vad
Soparla si koala
Stateau o soparla si o koala intr-un copac si fumau marijuana. La un moment dat i se face sete soparlei si se duce la un rau sa bea apa. In rau era un crocodil, si zice crocodilul la soparla: – Ce-i cu tine ma, ce esti asa de ametzita? la care soparla: – Io si… Continue reading Soparla si koala
Two old ladies
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Lady 1: What’s that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. Lady 1: Where did… Continue reading Two old ladies