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Stateau o soparla si o koala intr-un copac si fumau marijuana. La un moment dat i se face sete soparlei si se duce la un rau sa bea apa. In rau era un crocodil, si zice crocodilul la soparla: – Ce-i cu tine ma, ce esti asa de ametzita? la care soparla: – Io si [...]

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Lady 1: What’s that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. Lady 1: Where did [...]