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		<title>Un grup de turisti germani</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-un-grup-de-turisti-germani-704.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-un-grup-de-turisti-germani-704.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 17:52:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu sadice]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un grup de turisti germani intr-o excursie in Romania prin Muntii Carpati. La un  moment dat se aude un urlet infricosator: UUUUU -UUUUU -UUUUU!!!!!!!!!! Speriati  si curiosi, isi intreaba ghidul despre ce este vorba. Ghidul le spune, glumind,  ca la noi, in Romania, exista un grup de femei foarte frumoase care in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Badea Gheorghe cu bicicleta la Palatul Victoria</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-badea-gheorghe-cu-bicicleta-la-palatul-victoria-700.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-badea-gheorghe-cu-bicicleta-la-palatul-victoria-700.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 20:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu Badea Gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[badea gheorghe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bicicleta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gardianul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lacat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ministrii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[palatul victoria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parlament]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[primul-ministru]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[La Palatul Victoria se opreste badea Gheorghe cu bicicleta si o reazama de gard si incepe sa caste ochii in jur.
Gardianul:
- Bade, ia bicicleta de-aici ca vin ministrii, primul-ministru&#8230;
- No, ca nu-i bai, i-am pus lacat!
]]></description>
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		<title>Pestisorul de aur suparat</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-pestisorul-de-aur-suparat-697.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-pestisorul-de-aur-suparat-697.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 08:22:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu pestisorul de aur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bilet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[discutii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dorinte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parlamentul european]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pestisorul de aur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teatru]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un român prinde in unditza pestisorul de aur &#8230; care, fara sa mai astepte discutii preliminarii, ii spune suparat :
- Hai, zi mai repede ce vrei, ca n-am chef s-o frecam degeaba pina te gindesti tu, zi citi bani vrei, zi ce masina periculoasa iti doresti, zi ce post baban in parlamentul european râvnesti si [...]]]></description>
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		<title>La gradinita</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-la-gradinita-695.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-la-gradinita-695.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baietel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cizmulite]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doamna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[educatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gradinita]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joaca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jocuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manusi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manusile]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[transpiratie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un copil, la gradinita, incearca sa isi incalte cizmulitele. Pentru ca nu
se descurca, a cerut ajutorul educatoarei. Cu tot trasul si impinsul,
cizmulitele nu voiau nicidecum sa intre. Pana cand a reusit totusi sa il
incalte, educatoarei i-au aparut broboane de transpiratie pe frunte. De
aceea aproape ca i-au dat lacrimile cand copilul i-a zis:
- Doamna, dar sunt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Legea 298/2008</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-legea-298-2008-691.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-legea-298-2008-691.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu Radio Erevan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hartia igienica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[legea 298]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[legea 298/2008]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ministerul de interne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio erevan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SIE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SRI]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stocate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[straturi]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.haioase.ro/?p=691</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Intrebare la Radio Erevan:
De ce are hartia igienica mai multe straturi? Nu era de ajuns unul singur?
Raspuns:
In principiu aveti dreptate si oricum folositi direct doar prima foaie! Dar celelalte sunt stocate timp de 6 luni de catre serviciile de specialitate, pentru a putea fi accesate de Ministerul de Interne, Ministerul Public, SRI si SIE…
]]></description>
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		<title>Ion mai are de trait 24 de ore</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-ion-mai-are-de-trait-24-de-ore-689.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-ion-mai-are-de-trait-24-de-ore-689.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 10:10:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu Maria si Ion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu XXX]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[24 ore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acord]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adoarme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ceas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[culcare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dimineata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dragoste]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scol]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.haioase.ro/?p=689</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ion afla ca mai are de trait doar 24 ore. Ii spune sotiei lui, Maria, si ii propune sa mai faca o data dragoste. Maria este de acord. Peste 6 ore, Ion ii spune din nou: &#8211; Iubito, stii, mai am doar 18 ore de trait. Crezi ca am putea sa mai facem dragoste inca [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crocodilul EMO</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-crocodilul-emo-687.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-crocodilul-emo-687.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crocodil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fabrica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maxima]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[posete]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[suparare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[telefon]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Crocodilul EMO, intr-o zi de suparare maxima, pune mana pe telefon, formeaza si:
- Alo! Fabrica de posete?!
]]></description>
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		<title>Criza economica</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-criza-economica-640.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-criza-economica-640.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[angajati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[criza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[criza economica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[economica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[firma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[intrare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manageri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taxa]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.haioase.ro/?p=640</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Doi manageri vorbesc despre criza economica. Unul il intreaba pe celalalt:
- Auzi tu iti platesti angajatii? Al doilea spune:
- Nu! Tu ii platesti?
- Nu, nici eu.
- Si vin la munca si ai tai, nu?
- Da vin si ai mei.
- Stii ceva? In cazul asta ar trebui sa le cerem o taxa de intrare in firma.
]]></description>
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		<title>Porcul de Craciun</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-porcul-de-craciun-636.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-porcul-de-craciun-636.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 04:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amenda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[craciun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cruzime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porcul emo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uniunea Europeana]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.haioase.ro/?p=636</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Uniunea Europeana vrea sa amendeze Romania pentru cruzimea cu care taie porcii de Craciun. Pentru a rezolva problema, geneticienii romani au inventat porcul EMO, care se taie singur  
]]></description>
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		<title>Gyury la ora de limba romana</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-gyury-la-ora-de-limba-romana-634.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-gyury-la-ora-de-limba-romana-634.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 19:49:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu ardeleni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu unguri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gyury]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[limba romana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maghiari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pedure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[propozitie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unguri]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.haioase.ro/?p=634</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Clasa de maghiari la ora de limba romana.
- Gyury, spune, te rog, o propozitie!
- Duminica me duc la pedure.
- Gyury draga, dar nu-i bine.
- Atunci nu me duc.
]]></description>
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		<title>Sandvis</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-sandvis-632.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-sandvis-632.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:54:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arhitect]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arhitecti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu arhitecti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chelnerita]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[local]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sandvis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sandwitch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip intra intr-un local si ii spune chelneritei:
- Vreu un sandwich cu o felie de paine alba, una de paine neagra şi una de paine integrala, prajite mediu. Pune sunca şi branza pe stratul de jos, puiul, frunza de laptuca si rosia pe stratul de sus. Pune maioneza pe fiecare strat. taie cojile şi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pestisorul de aur si rechinul</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-pestisorul-de-aur-si-rechinul-630.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-pestisorul-de-aur-si-rechinul-630.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu pestisorul de aur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[3]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dorinte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fermecat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[intrebari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pestisorul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pestisorul de aur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[raspunsuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rechin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Întrebare: Ce iese daca imperechezi un pestisor fermecat cu un rechin?
Raspuns : Un rechin care-ti va indeplini ultimele trei dorinte  
]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Doua vecine</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-doua-vecine-629.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-doua-vecine-629.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 19:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu XXX]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apartament]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[curve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctorul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soldati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vecine]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.haioase.ro/?p=629</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Doua vecine se intalnesc intr-o dimineata.
- Ce-i cu tine, draga, esti bolnava?
- Nu, de ce intrebi?
- Am vazut azi-dimineata doctorul iesind din apartamentul tau.
- Si ce? De la tine au iesit trei soldati. Te-am intrebat eu daca a  izbucnit razboiul?
]]></description>
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		<title>Diar coligs</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-diar-coligs-628.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-diar-coligs-628.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[coligs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[contact]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holidei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[imeil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ofiz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pliz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ruait]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Diar coligs,
Tumorau ai uil bi in holidei, sau ail ud nat bi in ofis . If iu uant tu contact mi pliz ruait mi tu za falouing imeil adres:
&#62; nuraspund@latelefon.ro
&#62; nuam@semnal.ro
&#62; mailasati-ma@inpace.ro
&#62; ba@damaleshi.ro
&#62; ocupat@mereu.ro
&#62; cespagatu@meu.ro
&#62; da@draqu.ro
]]></description>
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		<title>Fata-ascunselea</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-fata-ascunselea-627.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-fata-ascunselea-627.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[copii]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[invisible]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jocuri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cum se joaca copiii din ziua de azi dea &#8220;v-ati ascunselea&#8221; ?
- Se pun toti pe invisible si unul ii cauta pe restul in lista.
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		<title>Nimic in sutien!</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-nimic-in-sutien-626.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:40:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu XXX]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[seci]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sutien]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Barbatul: Nici nu stiu pentru ce porti sutienul, si asa nu prea ai ce pune in el!
Femeia: Lasa, ca doar si tu porti chiloti&#8230;
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		<title>Pensia alimentara</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-pensia-alimentara-625.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-pensia-alimentara-625.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu diverse]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[acasa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cec]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[maica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nerabdator]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pensia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pensia alimentara]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tatal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[viata]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Azi fata lui implinea 21 de ani si, incantat ca este ultima pensie alimentara pe care i-o da, tatal o cheama si ii zice:
- Fetita mea, vreau sa te duci la maica-ta acasa cu cecul asta si sa-i spui ca: &#8220;Asta este ultimul cec pe care-l mai primesti in viata ta, nenorocito!&#8221; si sa vii [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Formula 1 &#8211; Breaking News</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-formula-1-breaking-news-624.html</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-formula-1-breaking-news-624.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 16:53:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu tigani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[breaking news]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ferrari]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[honda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[revopsit]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[secunde]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seful echipei de Formula 1 Ferrari si-a concediat tehnicienii si in locul lor a angajat tigani din Romania pentru ca scot rotile de 3 ori mai repede.
Mai tarziu i-a parut rau. E drept ca fata de timpul obisnuit desfaceau rotile in 3 secunde insa in cele 7 secunde ramase au revopsit caroseria, au schimbat seria [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Isarescu la frizer</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-isarescu-la-frizer-623.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu politica]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[economia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frizer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guvernator]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isărescu la frizer. Tzâc, tzâc,tzâc!
Frizeru: Domnu Guvernator, cum mai merge economia?
Isărescu : mm, bine…
Tzâc, tzâc,tzâc! După câteva minute
Frizeru: Domnu Guvernator, cum mai merge economia?
Isărescu : mm, bine…
Tzâc, tzâc,tzâc! După câteva minute..
Frizeru: Domnu&#8217; Guvernator&#8230;
Isărescu: Auzi, da ce mă tot intrebi?
Frizeru: Păi când vă întreb vi se ridică părul şi il tai mai bine&#8230;
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		<title>Simbolurile sindicatului</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.haioase.ro/bancuri-simbolurile-sindicatului-622.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inghetata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[linge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porumbel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[simboluri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sindicat]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Noile simboluri ale sindicatului sunt inghetata si porumbelul: cine nu linge &#8211; zboara!!!
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